Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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