dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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