Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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