You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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