According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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