he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I've blown a few things in my day
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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