its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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