let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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