what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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