If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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