i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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