Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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