fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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