All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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