And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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