using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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