That's when you crack a 10am beer
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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