My cat gives me a boner
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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