what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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