Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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