No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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