I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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