i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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