Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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