You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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