Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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