i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
no, he came in my armpit
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
These tits shall not be calmed
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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