if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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