You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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