My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize