I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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