I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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