i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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