god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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