and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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