That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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