I don't think brook has ever known best
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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