Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So. Much. Porn.
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