there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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