College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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