Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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