kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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