Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Green mimosas i think yes
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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