no. you can't hotbox the world.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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