Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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