I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Randomize