doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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