Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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