I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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