Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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